Abo Abed and The Barber
Warning this Joke contain naughty word, if you don’t like such things please don’t read it
Abu El Abed went once to a hairdresser for a haircut.
Abu El Abed tried to start a conversation with the people while waiting.
Abu El Abed : Did you hear what Joumblatt said today?”
Barber: “Allah Ykhallik, ma badna seeyasee bi hal mahal”
after a few minutes Abu El Abed : “Do you know how the dollar is doing today?”
Barber:”Allah Ykhallik, ma badna haki al dollar wel lira bi hal mahal”
few minutes later…. Abu El Abed : “Tayyeb feena nehke Sex?”
Barber : Sure
Abu El Abed : “eh ayre feek wou bi hal mahal.”